Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Good heavens, a joke! Well I never...glad you told me that! 😮
*chokes laughin'* 
Careful or I'll have to revert back to being a Doc :^O
*treads on foot* 😮 :^O
Okay then, Charlie, the plum brandy looks delicious. I'll take it! 
Thought you might! :^O
Steady on with that 'thinking lark' Charlie. Be here 'til next week! 😮 :^O
Thanks Tommy, the drinks are indeed on me for the night...
Six large vodkas please :^O
😛
*Is happy ~ hops onto trampoline* 😄
Now, now, now Jimbo, don't upset yourself. 😞
Just keep ordering the drinks :^O
*chokes laughin'*
Careful or I'll have to revert back to being a Doc :^O
Nooooo!.... 
anything but that!:^O
*treads on foot* 😮 :^O
Yeah, grab every opportunity! :^O
*stamps on Doc Martens with stilettos* 😄
Thought you might! :^O
Steady on with that 'thinking lark' Charlie. Be here 'til next week! 😮 :^O
I like thinking...not enough done 'round here 😛
Thanks Tommy, the drinks are indeed on me for the night...
Six large vodkas please :^O
SIX!? On the trampoline!! You'll twang into next door's garden! :^O
ONE vodka....:-x
😛
Cuppa char please landlord.
Strong with touch of milk.
Careful or I'll have to revert back to being a Doc
Nooooo!.... anything but that! :^O
:^O:^O
Behind the screens, Ms Landlady ~ now! :O:^O
*treads on foot* 
Yeah, grab every opportunity!
How well you know me :^O When opportunity knocks...:-p
*stamps on Doc Martens with stilettos* 
Oh, we're playing that game again, are we? 😮 :^O
*vixen* :^O
I like thinking...not enough done 'round here 😛
You do my share! 😛
Six large vodkas please
SIX!? On the trampoline!! You'll twang into next door's garden!
:^O:^O
That's right ~ and she has plums 😐
:^O
Thanks for the drink :-x
You fancy another yet? 🙂
Hi Tim. One tea with a touch of milk. 🙂
How you keeping, Tim?
:_| :_| :_| :_| :_| :_|,
Charlie pinched me snipe, :_| :_| :_| :_| :_| :_|,
sniff,sniff LAARRGE quadruple brandy an' a pint of guinness Bill, :_| :_| :_| :_| :_| :_|.
sulk,sulk,:-(
Hi Jimbo :-x ~ sorry 'bout that ...:-)
but no sulking please ~ I think we're still in Caution's Happy Hour!
Have another Guinness :^O
Hi Jimbo :-x ~ sorry 'bout that ...:-)
but no sulking please ~ I think we're still in Caution's Happy Hour!
Have another Guinness :^O
That's my girl! :^O
A Guinness a day helps you work, rest and play 🙂
Or was that a Mars bar? ?:|:^O
*stamps on Doc Martens with stilettos*
Oh, we're playing that game again, are we? 😮 :^O
:^O
Paid orf last time! :^O
I like thinking...not enough done 'round here 😛
You do my share!
Yeah! I noticed that too!:-p
Six large vodkas please
SIX!? On the trampoline!! You'll twang into next door's garden!
That's right ~ and she has plums
:^O:^O
I'm surprised you noticed.:O.. whizzing past ..!:^O
May I have a G&T please?
*have to wait years around 'ere for a decent drinky!*:-D :^O
😛
Oh, we're playing that game again, are we?
Paid orf last time!
Didn't it just! :^O Cost you extra this time though :^O
I like thinking...not enough done 'round here 
You do my share!
Yeah! I noticed that too!
My share of talking too!
*Olympic yakker* :^O
May I have a G&T please?
*have to wait years around 'ere for a decent drinky!*
A 'drinky' ? How old are you? I think you better have an orange juice young lady :^O
Changes mind ~ One large G & T :^O
hi large gin and tonic with ice and lemon please .........................;-)
Hi Rosie. one large G & T with ice and lemon 😄
thanks bill ..........................;-)
Hi Rosie. one large G & T with ice and lemon 😄
Paid orf last time!
Didn't it just! :^O Cost you extra this time though :^O
What!? Another arm and a leg! Dosh...always with the dosh! :_| :^O
I like thinking...not enough done 'round here
You do my share!
Yeah! I noticed that too
My share of talking too!
*Olympic yakker* :^O
:^O
S'cuse me? I know when I'm beaten!
Can't compete with you!
Wouldn't even try......:-D :^O
May I have a G&T please?
*have to wait years around 'ere for a decent drinky!*
A 'drinky' ? How old are you? I think you better have an orange juice young lady :^O
OJ!!!:O Noooo!....:_|
Oh! good job you changed yer mind, sunshine,...
a nice G&T slurps sips! :-x :^O
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