14-05-2011 2:15 PM
Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
20-05-2011 11:40 PM
Landlord?................ah so that is what you call yourself...
I could have known..no wonder nothing works in this place...everything s falling apart...
Garden is a total mess...broken tables and chairs...toilets don't flush...the window frames are rotting away..shall I continue...?
20-05-2011 11:42 PM
Mind you the tart on the sofa the other night was a bit of an eyeful
See that's what I mean.....and I have to behave???? :^O
20-05-2011 11:50 PM
Maybe I should have a chat with you round the back....
20-05-2011 11:51 PM
20-05-2011 11:53 PM
Have a splash...:O..do you know how cold it is in Manchester? :_|
21-05-2011 12:01 AM
21-05-2011 12:06 AM
Yeah it is....at least they know how to kick a ball around here. B-)
Ok then...is anyone joining me?
21-05-2011 12:08 AM
21-05-2011 12:08 AM
Looks like you've talked me into it :^O
21-05-2011 12:09 AM
Well..I'm available now...:-)
21-05-2011 12:10 AM
Shall we refresh our glasses first B-)
21-05-2011 12:12 AM
Ok, I'll get a coffee...
21-05-2011 12:15 AM
*heads for pool collecting stash and cab sauv on the way*
21-05-2011 12:23 AM
Watch out you don't fall in Jake...
21-05-2011 12:30 AM
*conjures up images of balmy summers in the south iof France* B-)
21-05-2011 12:34 AM
iof?.....are you sure you should finish that wine? :^O
21-05-2011 12:37 AM
I can't help it if the keys are too close together and it's virtual wine, nothing to get excited about 😄
21-05-2011 12:41 AM
:^O sausage fingers...?
Are you working tomorrow?
21-05-2011 12:43 AM
Yes hedgecutting tomorrow, I've done everyone else's just my own to finish 🙂
21-05-2011 12:46 AM
Sounds good. I wish it stopped raining here....my grass is almost knee high. :_|