Bill & Charlie's Bar

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.


We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.


Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.


Come on in...:-D



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You're in a very musical mood, Harry. Al too. He even put the same one on twice! kewl.gif

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Of course I'm in a great mood.....

 

...today is the day that you made me a woman....

 

 

 

 

https://youtu.be/xyvn5idWuhE
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Is it? frantic.gifDare I ask how that happened?  shocked028.gif         

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Don't tell him Pikey Harriet !

 

Any chance of a banana milkshake and a dipper while I'm here ?

Mister EMB






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You borrowed me your frock last night.............. promdress photo: promdress c4d0791d.jpg
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I know....bad English...

 

I blame my kids.

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Oh that's gross....*yuk*

 

*pops a penny in the juke box*

 

Have I played this one before ? Anyway I couldn't care less. Here it is again.

 

Mister EMB






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They are not used.

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 You been at that machine in the gents?   That's Logsie's chewing gum. 

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I really don't see what's wrong with a dress made out of balloons.

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You could be considered 'at risk' if you were to wear a dress made from 'balloons'. What if someone was to come along and pop one? confused-smiley-013.gif

 

 

 

 

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                        99 Red Balloons

 

 

 

    

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at risk?

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Morning all, be round for my FREE Mothers day dinner tomorrow as you were unavailable last week.heart

 

There'll be 20 in our party.Woman Happy

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@marg*e wrote:

Morning all, be round for my FREE Mothers day dinner tomorrow as you were unavailable last week.heart

 

There'll be 20 in our party.Woman Happy


 panicbtn.gif         frantic.gif   NOTICE: The manager is unavailable just now but will return after he's been resuscitated.

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@bill-xxx wrote:

 

                        99 Red Balloons

 

 

 

    



♫ Up, Up,

and away,

in my

beautiful

balloon ♫

 

Not linking

the song

cos I think

it's rubbish.

 

 

Mister EMB






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'NOTICE: The manager is unavailable just now but will return after he's been resuscitated.'

 

 

(Or alternatively).

 

 

 

Mister EMB






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Next time you're in the Rovers, Embsie, would you mind very much asking the young couple below if they'd like a job? I think   they're still there.

 

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Now look what you've made me do! th_large-smiley-030.gif

 

 

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