Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[09charliegirl]

Sorry, Opal we seem to have missed your drink order...

unless Bill's still in Google the cellar looking for it!

:^O

[tommy.irene]

This is a great pub, we will come back again..

[09charliegirl]

Charlie went down the cellar last night and I haven't see her since! :_|

Oh dear! 😄

I'm here.....YOU'RE in the cellar!

*Bless* :^O

*Still got the snipe though* X-(

[bill-xxx]

Sorry, Opal we seem to have missed your drink order...

unless Bill's still in Google the cellar looking for it!

:^O

I'm trying to @@@@ @@@ find Opal's drink! X-(

And what time do you call this? Tennis was it :^O

[bill-xxx]

Charlie went down the cellar last night and I haven't see her since!

Okay so I missed an 'n' out!

I don't do 'Ns' pfft! :^O

Now get your @@@@ into gear and put a sock in it! :^O

[bill-xxx]

I'm wasted here.

I could be running the Cock & Whistle in Dagenham, y'know! :^O

[09charliegirl]

And what time do you call this? Tennis was it :^O

😮

:^O

Well, I call it half-past a G&T by my watch...but haven't seen one yet 🙂

Here's yours by the way......:-x

[bill-xxx]

Thank you for the drink :-x

Can I get you one, Charlie?

I'll tell you what ~ I'll just give you one...:-D

[geographically*challenged]

Here's your g&t charliegirl

[09charliegirl]

Wait ages for a drink around here!

[bill-xxx]

Wait ages for a drink around here!

I've poured you one, you bozo! :^O

Tim has too!

Are you totally as a newt!

[09charliegirl]

:^O

Wow, two drinkies in one go!

Thank you, Bill :-x

and thank you, Tim :-x

Would you like a drink, Tim?

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Wow, two drinkies in one go!

Thank you, Bill :-x

and thank you, Tim :-x

Would you like a drink, Tim?

Oh what joy! At last! :^O

No wonder there are so many blonde jokes! :_|

:^O

*Mwaaaaaah*

[09charliegirl]

I've poured you one, you bozo! :^O

Tim has too!

Are you totally as a newt!

Oi! 😮

I thought you were looking for Opal's drink?

Or have you forgotten it still? 😛

[bill-xxx]

I've poured you one, you bozo! :^O

Tim has too!

Are you totally as a newt!

Oi! 😮

I thought you were looking for Opal's drink?

Or have you forgotten it still? 😛

I've been to look for Opal's drink! I need to clarify with her what it is she wants 😛

How are you anyway, Charlie?

[geographically*challenged]

Thanx charlie girl but I cant drink thanx to my medication.

[09charliegirl]

No wonder there are so many blonde jokes! :_|

Those^^ there have been duly noted....]:)

You're overdosing on'em y'know! :^O

[geographically*challenged]

Actually yeah. I could have a cuppa tea please. Very little milk. no sugar. Im sweet enough;)

[merehazle]

This is a great pub, we will come back again..

Not if I'm their you wont ..........

    Need A  Doorman BILL?

[09charliegirl]

Thanx charlie girl but I cant drink thanx to my medication.

I see, Tim

But how about a glass of water for you? Is that OK?