Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Bill was in it earlier but we've changed the water since!

Perhaps you'd be good enough to let me get out of the pool next time you decide to drain it? X-(

Was sucked into the plug hole I was 😮  Shot out of a hole in the clifftop and plonked in the sea.:-(

[09charliegirl]

Perhaps you'd be good enough to let me get out of the pool next time you decide to drain it? X-(

Was sucked into the plug hole I was 😮  Shot out of a hole in the clifftop and plonked in the sea.

Oh dear!  Were you still in it? 😄

I did hear something......but thought it was only  Boogie..:O

Have a vodka and orange to get over the shock....:-x

:^O

[bill-xxx]

You knew I was still in it! I could hear you laughing while I was splashing about like a @@@@@ seal! 😞

Boogie looked like a drowned rat when he shot out the other end! :^O

Have a drink anyway :-x

Mwaaaaah

[tommy.irene]

WARNING, PLEASE READ - I don't usually re-post these but... If someone comes to your front door, and asks you to remove your clothes, and dance in your front yard with your arms in the air.. DO NOT do this, it is a scam!! They just want to see you naked. Please copy and post this to your status -- I wish I had received this yesterday.... I feel so stupid now...LOL.

[bill-xxx]

Good advice, Tommy 😐

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoDZbZfnG7c

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Afternoon all!  😄

Bill, my round ... while its quiet.

😛

I'll have an iced coffee.

[bill-xxx]

Hi Caution 😄

One delicious-looking iced coffee...

How's thing's with you?

[bill-xxx]

Saturday 27th August 9.15pm

Performing outside the Turner Centre

Blink  ~ Margate Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xAni-JtfPo&feature=player_embedded

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Hi Caution 😄

One delicious-looking iced coffee...

How's thing's with you?

That certainly does look delicious. 😄  I'm good, if a bit hot.  Still, due to rain all day tomorrow, so I shan't worry about watering the plants.

Hope you are well too. :-x

[bill-xxx]

I can guarantee it's delicious, Caution. Took a sip meself, I did! :^O

Glad you are okay ~ me too thanks. :-x  But hot also. Rain forecast down here as well for tomorrow. Sun doesn't last long, does it?

I have only just heard it's going to rain ~ just after I hosed the garden 😞

*curses" :^O

[jimbo1lee]

A pint of the usual please Bill, while I just watch "eggheads", cheers!

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Jimbo, wasn't that episode of Eggheads good?  I really thought the roller-bladers were going to pull it off.

That CJ is a smug wotsit, isn't he?

Helping yourself to my drink, eh, Bill?  You could have had your own, you know.  I was paying. B-)  Too late now, mind, unless you get a wiggle on. '-)  The Caution-Happy-Hour ends in 4 mins!

[jimbo1lee]

OH! should have ordered an other before emmerdale came on.:-(

[09charliegirl]

Evening Jimbo :-x

Sorry for the delay 😮

I think the landlord's still lazing about in the sun....B-)

but here's your usual ...just in time for Emmerdale? :^O

Cheers anyway! :^O

Evening Caution :-x

Caution's-Happy-Hour? When did that start?

Right, mine's a cider please! 🙂

Probably too late now 😐

[bill-xxx]

Sorry for the delay 😮

I think the landlord's still lazing about in the sun....B-)

I'll have you know Ms Landlady, that I have been watering the garden since somebody called me lazy! 😮 :^O

Anyway, since you're serving, can I have a couple of nice plums please? 😐

[bill-xxx]

Seems the landlady has overworked herself by serving just ONE customer :^O

[09charliegirl]

I'll have you know Ms Landlady, that I have been watering the garden since somebody called me lazy! 😮 :^O

:^O

Gosh! A bit tetchy tonight aren't we! 😄 You do know the forecast tomorrow is for rather a LOT of rain don't you?:^O

*Battens down hatches*😮 :^O

Anyway, since you're serving, can I have a couple of nice plums please?

:^O :^O

I thought this was a bar? No can do on the plums I'm afraid but...

how about some  plum brandy?  🙂 :-x

😛

[tommy.irene]

09charlie the drinks are on you with the 4000 Snipe..

[bill-xxx]

I'll have you know Ms Landlady, that I have been watering the garden since somebody called me lazy! 😮 :^O

:^O

Gosh! A bit tetchy tonight aren't we! 😄 You do know the forecast tomorrow is for rather a LOT of rain don't you?:^O

*Battens down hatches*😮 :^O

Anyway, since you're serving, can I have a couple of nice plums please?

:^O :^O

I thought this was a bar? No can do on the plums I'm afraid but...

how about some  plum brandy?  🙂 :-x

😛

So you're plum out of plums then? :^O Did you get that? That was a joke! :^O

Okay then, Charlie, the plum brandy looks delicious. I'll take it! :-x

And yes, I know it's going to rain NOW but I didn't know that before I watered the garden. Stone me, do I have to say everything twice! :^O

I've poured you a cider :-x

[bill-xxx]

Hey, well done, Charlie ~ you got the 4.000 snipe!! 🙂

Only because I let you though...:^O

😛