Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[ronnybabes]

Phew!! After participating on the RT last night, and today, I need a stiff one.

Large .... er no,     make that a treble Whiskey on the rocks, Charlie, or Bill.

Luv u lots :-x :-x

I was talking to the Whiskey!!

[ronnybabes]

I've just helped myself, tired of waiting, I owe you for a very small whiskey  😉 . Cheers!!! :-x

[tommy.irene]

Just came in for a bottle of whisky.. everyone must be on holiday.. help serve yourself today.

[Anonymous]

Hi Guys. :-x

Could we have some hanging baskets?

[bill-xxx]

Hi Harry  :-x

Hanging baskets for the baskets mule and the goat 😐

Now perhaps they will leave Charlie's alone 😛

:^O

[Anonymous]

We'll have Charlie's as well....:-p

[bill-xxx]

Oh I see. Now that's fighting talk, you know 😮

Charlie once wounded a snail for daring to nibble at her hanging baskets! 😮

*bet that's got her quaking in her fake leather cowboy boots!* :^O

[Anonymous]

Well....we'll see if Charlie feels lucky...B-)

[bill-xxx]

Just the mention of her name scares the snails :^O

[bill-xxx]

Good morning all 😄

Now don't all rush :^O

Received these newspaper headlines in an email yesterday. The statements are funny enough but the added comments are often even funnier...

Panda mating fails: Veternarian takes over.

What a guy!

Juvenile court to try shooting Defendant.

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

Cold spell linked to temperatures.

Who would have thought it!

Red Tape holds up new bridge.

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

:^O So much for proof reading!

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

*pushes through the crowds to the bar*

Morning, Bill. :-x

Good headlines.  😛

I can't decide whether to have a coffee to keep me awake (bad night ) or to forfeit lunch in favour of a nap!

Decisions, decisions!

[Anonymous]

:^O Very funny Bill.

Hi guys. :-x

Could I have a coffee please Bill?

How are the hanging baskets?

[bill-xxx]

*pushes through the crowds to the bar*

Morning, Bill. :-x

Good headlines.  😛

I can't decide whether to have a coffee to keep me awake (bad night ) or to forfeit lunch in favour of a nap!

Decisions, decisions!

Well I'll hang around until you make up your mind.

As if I haven't got enough to do!  :^O

Sorry you had a bad night. Counting sheep can get a bit tedious, can't it? 🙂

I tried it last night but kept seeing goats! 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O Very funny Bill.

Hi guys. :-x

Could I have a coffee please Bill?

How are the hanging baskets?

Hi Harry :-x

Glad you thought so. Have a few more to put on later. Hanging baskets are looking a bit dowdy because of the @@@@ weather but we will overcome it ~ and get some plastic ones! :^O  That'll upset the mule's diet! :^O

One black coffee 🙂

[jimbo1lee]

YEAH! the bars open, 😄

the usual please Bill,  B-)

[bill-xxx]

YEAH! the bars open, 😄

the usual please Bill,  B-)

Hi Jimbo ~ how did your anniversary night go? The meal I mean ~ nothing personal like 😮 :^O

[jimbo1lee]

Had a lovely meal at a very nice pub near home,-er! (not as good as yours,but you try different places don't ya,?) 😉

then we came home and enjoyed a bottle of wine in the back garden, :-D,

Oh! and same again please, got a bit of a thirst on. :^O

[bill-xxx]

Hello caution :-x

Are you still there or have you nodded orf? 😄

[bill-xxx]

Had a lovely meal at a very nice pub near home,-er! (not as good as yours,but you try different places don't ya,?) 😉

then we came home and enjoyed a bottle of wine in the back garden, :-D,

Oh! and same again please, got a bit of a thirst on. :^O

Sounds great, Jimbo  (pleased you mentioned it wasn't as good as our pub though) :^O

Have this one on the house...

[Anonymous]

Plastic flowers?????? :_|