Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

One Guinness for Jimbo. So what's happening then Jimbo?

Any gossip I can flog to the media? :^O

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Oh I get it. Miz is a geezer right? :^O

Got it in one. :^O

(((Jimbo)))  Down your drink and things'll look brighter. 😄

[bill-xxx]

Got it in one. :^O

😮

😐

:^O

[jimbo1lee]

HIC! oh! yeah, hic,

anuvver gint ov pinness plee-hic-eez, guvna! hic,

Hyme hynna da moood fer lu-herv, hic,hic, :-x

[bill-xxx]

OMG! Another one! :_|

:^O

I'd better have your car keys, Jimbo.  :^O

*As a newt!* 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

Good morning everyone. The drinks are on me today.....but before you get trampled on in the rush, I mean they are all over my shirt because I spilt them. 😄

But I will be here on and off during the day, in the wind and the rain  (while the landlady basks in the sunshine with her cornetto). :^O

But if I'm not then help yourself to a drink and leave the dosh in my jacket pocket by the bar the till.

Thank you...:-D

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Wotcha, Bill. :-x

Quiet round here.  Eveyone sunbathing, I guess.

*potters off to lounge by the pool*

[bill-xxx]

Wotcha Caution :-x

It is very quiet, isn't it? But sunbathing you say? Not for me down here in the middle of the north sea it ain't! This 'orrible little corner of Kent is under the clouds and they are drizzling 😞

But does it bother me? Of course it @@@@ does! :^O

You fancy a drink? On me this time. 🙂

*Bet she asks for a treble* :_|

:^O

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'tis sunny here, Bill.  You want to move left a bit! :^O

Just as well, cos I have gloss paint trying to dry.

I don't think you ever supplied me with my mint magnum ice cream, but I will forgive you and have a coke instead.  Lots of ice, no slice, ta! :-x

[bill-xxx]

'tis sunny here, Bill.  You want to move left a bit! :^O

Just as well, cos I have gloss paint trying to dry.

I don't think you ever supplied me with my mint magnum ice cream, but I will forgive you and have a coke instead.  Lots of ice, no slice, ta! :-x

Shove over then *moves left a bit* 😄

Sorry about your mint magnum, but I was confused by the word 'magnum' and had palpitations. Harry's fault 😮 :^O

One extra large coke for you with scrunchies of ice ~ on the house 😐

*On the house? checks heartbeat* 😞 :^O

Enjoy it, Caution :-x

[ronnybabes]

I got me speedos on, and I'm as red as a lobster thats been boiled.  😐

Half a lager & lime please bill.

[bill-xxx]

Lobster, you say? 😮  You want lettuce with that? 😄

One half Lager & Lime for Ronny.

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... but I was confused by the word 'magnum' and had palpitations.

One extra large coke for you with scrunchies of ice ~ on the house 😐

*On the house? checks heartbeat* 😞 :^O

Are you sure running this place is good for your health? :-x

:^O

I'll have some lobser if Ronny is supplying! 😛

[ronnybabes]

There you go,   .......   but get your own drink!

[ronnybabes]

You seemed to be closed.

Now that I'm in can I help myself. I'll repair the door before I go tonight. (if I'm still sober ... :^O  )

[jimbo1lee]

A pint of giunness please bill,

Oh! and a.

[jimbo1lee]

SNIPE :^O

[ronnybabes]

How did you get in, I boarded the door up, and locked it?  X-(

[bill-xxx]

Hi Jimbo. Congrats on the snipe! 😄

Your Guinness...

[bill-xxx]

How did you get in, I boarded the door up, and locked it?  X-(

Harry's mule has its uses ~ he kicked it down for me...:^O