Bill & Charlie's Bar

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.


We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.


Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.


Come on in...:-D



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Yes......?

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ah :^O


....too early for sniping for me Tommy....my trigger finger is still asleep.

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Morning all. :-x



Didn't mean to leave you here on your ownsome last night, Harry.  I think a daily wipe round and a weekly deep clean of the new cooker will be all that is required to keep it shining! :^O



Bill not up yet then?  Probably counting rabbits in his sleep. 😛

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Hi Caution. :-x



Nope, no sign of him....and he calls himself the landlord :O....this is more a self service station.


On the other hand the drinks are free when he's not around....:-)

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Well, the landlady's around and about....and I've got my eyes on you two! :^O










...and on that mule! HAARRRYY! It's in the rose bed! :_|


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Here you go landlady ...







my mule apologises..B-)

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Hey Harry!



They are lovely!





OK the mule's forgiven B-)




and a black coffee for Harry! :^O











Btw, you haven't seen that goat lately, have you?



You are looking after him, I hope?







CG
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Good afternoon, Charlie :-x




The goat just passed me on the way in. Seemed drunk, he did...:O :^O

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Oh well ~ was nice chatting to you, Charlie. 😮  Can't stand here gossiping all day though :^O




BFN...:-x

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Good afternoon Bill! :-x



And what time do you call this? 😮


*can't have been on the sun-lounger as it's pouring outside* :^O





Btw, have you seen the kettle? ..it seems to have disappeared!



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Hi again, Charlie :-x




And what time do you call this? :O



It's 14.50 at the moment ~ hope that helps 😄




*can't have been on the sun-lounger as it's pouring outside* :^O




Not raining here (yet) but blowing a gale. Sun lounger is tied down! :^O




Btw, have you seen the kettle? ..it seems to have disappeared!





:^O :^O




It was attached to the goat's head when he passed me in the High Street 😮 :^O




I think he saw his reflection in it and took a fancy to himself 😮 :^O  Dirty ole goat! :^O




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Soon be Christmas...:-)










:^O

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It's been pouring with rain all morning here...but the sun is trying to come out ...might even see a rainbow!



It is July isn't it?...supposed to be summer? :^O


and you're not helping mentioning Christmas! :_|




I supposed you didn't think to bring the goat back...? What a dipstick! :^O



Anyway, I've made coffee for two....














No thanks to you and that goat! 😛


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Happy New year! :^O




It's been pouring with rain all morning here...but the sun is trying to come out ...might even see a rainbow!




I love rainbows ~ one of the nicest thing in the sky don't you think?




It is July isn't it?...supposed to be summer? :^O




First you ask me the time now you want to know what month it is!  :^O  That's why I mentioned Christmas ~ now I know what to buy you :^O




*dim or what* :^O




I supposed you didn't think to bring the goat back...? What a dipstick! :^O




Bring it back? 😮  He wants a tea bag to go with the hot water :^O  He's not a silly Billy goat, is he? :^O




Anyway, I've made coffee for two....




Thank you. You are very thoughtful :-x













😄

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Happy New year! :^O



:^O


That's the year over and done with...did you have a nice Christmas?! :^O



I love rainbows ~ one of the nicest thing in the sky don't you think?




Yes, I do... they are beautiful. There has been one here too. I've tried to take a picture of it but it disappeared very quickly.



First you ask me the time now you want to know what month it is!  :^O  That's why I mentioned Christmas



Just checking it was summer~ don't get outa yer pram.....:-p








:^O:^O



If that's ^^ Harry's goat, she should get her money back....sharpish! :^O








One vodka and orange for the late shift...:-x






The early shift is gorn>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..:-D



TTFN!


CG
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Smile: The upside down rainbow is known as a 'smile in the sky'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2010784/Smile-Its-upside-rainbow--isnt-pot-gold-end-one.html



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*Sneaks in for one two of these*


 

All that we are is what we have thought.
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Hi Suzie :-x



Where have you been?  Missed you around here. But I'm just off so will take this opportunity to say night night to you




*Night night* 😄

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Hi Suze. :-x



Good to see you are still alive...


What have you been up to?

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Hi harry :-x


 


Not a lot - at least nowt exciting.


Some fraught computer/work problems


And just haven't felt like posting on forums for nearly 2 weeks.


 


I read that your house alterations aren't going as badly as you feared - so that's good news 😄


 


I suppose Fick Corner has gone extinct now? I haven't looked to see what page it is on. Is it worth reviving in memory of logs or has it effectively faded away? 

All that we are is what we have thought.
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