Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Information Service

This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. Believe in it and money will arrive within 4 days.

Based on Chinese philosophy of Feng Shui. Those who do not believe will be without money.

Well I'm up for it...:-D

[09charliegirl]

Lin, that is one beautiful house with lovely views...no wonder you are having a problem choosing!

I wish you the best of luck. :-x

[Anonymous]

Well that was summer over again in Manchester.....

Yesterday was nice and I managed to re-pot all my houseplants and sat outside till 12 at night....

This morning it looked promising, so I cleaned all my garden pots and some other stuff to go in my new shed...was finished just in time this afternoon....as it started bleeping raining again. X-(

And who has been feeding my mule steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think he is...a tiger!!!

Had to have his stomach pumped out.....X-(

Poor thing isn't very happy at the moment and I have told him to take revenge........so be prepared. ]:)

[bill-xxx]

Hi Harry :-x  Sorry you got missed last night. Had an early night to catch up with my beauty sleep 😮 :^O

Sorry your donkey mule doesn't like steak. Probably why he kicked me! 😮 :^O

But he has eaten the flowers from Charlie's hanging baskets AGAIN so please have a word with him about that.

*is forceful* :^O

[Anonymous]

Flower basket? is that what she calls it? maybe she should try watering it...and make it look less like hay....B-)

And.....I asked my mule....he said you started it....

[bill-xxx]

Flower basket? is that what she calls it? maybe she should try watering it...and make it look less like hay....

😮

Stamps foot and gasps aloud on Charlie's behalf! 😮

Hay you! I mean 'hey' you! ?:| :^O  Charlie looks after those hanging baskets and tends to them daily and then Muffin comes along and scoffs them! I think you are imagining things, Harry...

And.....I asked my mule....he said you started it....

So he talks to you, does he? Why don't you get comfotable and tell William all about it?

*She's flipped her lid" :^O

[bill-xxx]

Love the cartoon BTW :^O

[bill-xxx]

comfotable? Blast! :^O

comfortable

[Anonymous]

Yes, my mule talks....

..and he told me you've been laughing at him, while kicking him with your dirty boots...you've been very lucky I wasn't around....]:)

[bill-xxx]

🙂

I only kicked him to get him out of the way of the waiter you shot and threw out of the top window! If it hadn't been for me, old Muffin would be stuffin' by now! 😛 :^O

And go easy on the waiters. If they put milk in your coffee by mistake just ask them to get you another ~ don't keep shooting them! :_|

*So far she's shot the pianist, two waiters and a milkman who got in the way* :_|

:^O

[Anonymous]

Yeah.....and it might be the landlord next....B-)

[bill-xxx]

Yeah.....and it might be the landlord next....B-)

You'll never take me alive X-(

*Not sure that was the right thing to say* ?:|

:^O

[09charliegirl]

*Not sure that was the right thing to say*

I'm sure!  It ain't! :^O

Any chance of a drink while this gun-fight's going on?:-)

Oi! And who's been eating my hanging baskets? AGAIN! X-(

[Anonymous]

I no notting....:-p

[bill-xxx]

Hi Charlie :-x

I expect you've scarpered by now, but here's a nice G & T anyway. 🙂

I think I have dealt with Harry okay, don't you? :^O

[09charliegirl]

Oh, at last! A nice G&T...Ta Bill! :-x

Dealt with Harry?

Well, let's see...

one hanging basket

...empty......X-(

with a ........

underneath!

Oi!   Dirty "I no nuttin"  Harry,  get outa that one! B-)

[bill-xxx]

You're welcome, Charlie :-x

And a very neat piece of detective work there if I may say. Got her nailed you have.

And I have photographic evidence to back you up....

Caught in the act! :O:^O

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/gGZwmelwnBU

[rosieb69]

show me the road to go home i"m tired and i want to go to bed  i had a wee drink about an hour ago and its gone right too my head ......................xxx

[rosieb69]

i am seeing  donkey"s now    and not pink elephants ..................