Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

:^O

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. The bartender comes up to her and says,

''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''

The lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

😄

[Anonymous]

Hi Jake. :-x

I know...it was a bit early :^O, but sometimes a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do....

Like bleeping housework. :_|

[bill-xxx]

:^O and a snipe?

Hey! Nice one, Suzie...:-D

[suzieseaside]

That's all 2 of 'em so far on this your magnificent thread. I'm quick on the ball bill - you could do worse than employ me ;-).  Anything to stop me thinking about food - with all these pictures :^O

[bill-xxx]

That's all 2 of 'em so far on this your magnificent thread. I'm quick on the ball bill - you could do worse than employ me ;-).  Anything to stop me thinking about food - with all these pictures :^O

Magnificent thread now, is it? 😮 Not what you were saying yesterday :^O

You iz creeping after a job, izn't you? :^O

Just keep doing it, Suzie. I will be speaking to Charlie about your Sunday roast proposition ~ and any others you care to make 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

Just orf for a while...

Be back soon...:-)

[jake*the*plumber]

Good evening young ladies, can I be of service until Landlord Bill returns? B-) 

[Anonymous]

Oh yes ]:), you can be of service any day Jake...

[jake*the*plumber]

You'll be happy to hear I've reserved you both a spot on the naughty smokers step, it's round the back of the bar behind a skip..........just a temporary arrangement with the landlord :^O

[suzieseaside]

Huh! I'm not sitting behind a skip 😮

I'm gonna sit over there by the river and feed my cold chips to the ducks! 

[jake*the*plumber]

We'll have to work on the management, we'll need a smokers lounge here before winter :^O 

[Anonymous]

:^O

I totally agree Jake...I'm not gonna sit out in the cold having a fag....well I won't need to of course..as I have an understanding with Charlie and Bill...but for others it will be useful.

[jake*the*plumber]

Maybe it's only the exotic smokers who have to go outside............just like being at home really :^O

[Anonymous]

Exotic smokers....:^O

..that is an interesting way to put it. B-)

[bill-xxx]

I will not have all this talk of rebellion in the Bar! Her Majesty's Government make the rules regarding smoking in bars and restaurants. X-(

*have been firm* 🙂

*eases firmness* 😄

But again I will speak to Charlie on this matter and see if it can be resolved. Meanwhile, if you wish to smoke, the area behind he skip remains at your disposal...:-)

The Management 🙂

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*eases firmness* 😄

There's a joke in there ... but LW wouldn't like it! :^O

[Anonymous]

We'll see.....................

[bill-xxx]

There's a joke in there ... but LW wouldn't like it! :^O

😮

:^O

I was innocent when I typed that ~ and I would stand up in court if I had to 😮 😄

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[bill-xxx]

:^O