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colchris · ‎26-06-2014

Sat in my garden last night after a fallout with the light of my life, I noticed a little black thing on my sock biting me,woke up today and my ankle has gone all puffy and purple, got a few beers down me to numb the pain, do you think i should see a doctor or a marriage councillor.

suzieseaside · ‎26-06-2014

Neither. Drink more beer.

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millielilac · ‎26-06-2014

Both ....

tommy.irene · ‎27-06-2014

Just cut the leg off..

......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................Im a 76 year old Nutcase.. TOMMY LOVES YOU ALL. .. I'm a committed atheist.

evoman3957 · ‎27-06-2014

I don't think telling the "Light of your life" that you can't get your "leg over" because you've been bitten on it, is going to be believed somehow. Tell Her you'll have to wait until the swelling goes down........................be careful how you phrase that.