Funniest Positive Feedback

[y2hero]

(Hope this is in the right category)

Trying to lighten the mood a little and break with the norm - just wondering what everyone's funniest positive feedback has been?

Mine would have to be:

"If this seller was any better he'd be made by Carlsberg.

[temperate_porcine]

This eBay member leaves the most creative feedback.

[y2hero]

[y2hero]

Haha what on earth? And some sellers were joining in haha 

[lighthousevalleycids]

 Just had this one today...

Lovley item, looks great but doesn't stop in my wife's hair

Fair enough, apart from the item he is leaving feedback for is a wheelchair...

[abbie0013]

I one had:

"This is a nice product but I would have troubles to use it as bonus at https://scratchcards-now.com/ " But the problem is that the product wasn't even close to this field=)