For Christmas my wife got me .......

[dark_castle1]

a phone called " a mobile" that I can take anywhere with me ! 

No matter how hard I have looked at it I cannot find the slot to put the pennies in nor the A and B button to press to connect or get your money back if no answer.  

[1956glyn]

Well..it is obviously a SNAD.....Open a case under Ebays Money Back guarantee ?   🙂

[dark_castle1]

Ah ! that is where one problem arises ! My wife does not use Ebay so I cannot use that.

Oh these bloody new fangled things! next they will be doing away with the man with the red flag walking in front of these damned horseless carriages.

[peteryola]

Meanwhile, guess who - as usual - was the one person I did NOT get a Christmas card from...?

[023mjc]

I remember my first christmas as a married woman.  My brand new mother in law gave me a beautifully wrapped box that I couldn't wait to open on the day.

Inside was a bottle of bleach, a tub of vim, and some rubber gloves.

[soppysofty]

Just before Christmas my wife asked me if I wanted my presents wrapped.......

or should she just put them straight into the sock draw.

[brynteg11]

Don't worry too much about the 'mobile', very soon the battery will fail to hold charge for very long and then you will need to use it plugged in to an electric socket and then it will be just like the 'home' phones we are used to!

[dark_castle1]

I think my wifes mobile must be like that ! Every time I call home no answer, then call her mobile again no answer. After about an hour I try home again and get an answer, when I ask her why she did not answer her mobile if she was out her reply is " oh I left it at home".

[1956glyn]

That sounds like me.   When i used to go out...it was for a bit of peace and quiet and escape for an hour or so. .  No way did i take my mobile 🙂

Shirl.

[wskneil]

I've lost my mobile. No idea where it's gone. If I ever find it again I'm going to tie a piece of string round it and tie it to the chair leg

[manchesterlittlebits]

I would ring the operator and ask to be connected.