THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[biddybidbidbid]

Is anyone still serving? A pint of G&T would go down a treat right now. Or shall Merlyn and I help ourselves?

[merlyndriver]

go on then lets help our selves, kick the juke box back to life will you while i find out where they hid the jd,
god they don't want you to find it? do they, do you want ice and slice with that pint,
found it, some one had hid it in the gents,
i can sniff out jd from a mile away, they will have to do better than that,while i'm here i might as well pour us another one, saves to much walking to the bar.

[merlyndriver]

okay i'm off to bed now got to take rugrat to minor injuries in the morning, can't go with hangover, night all

[biddybidbidbid]

Tee hee, thanks Merlyn! Hope the little un's okay.

[cantstopt]

I don't care if I'm an alcoholic, I need a drink! No barman? Swish! Self-service it is.

[stardustallhours]

I need drink !!

[cantstopt]

What'll it be startdust? I'm glad of the company, drinking on your own is boring!

[lisabe76]

evening, can i have a glass of your finest house red please?

[cantstopt]

I'm default barman, am I? Ok, I'm here so might as well! How BIG of a glass, lisa?

[lisabe76]

ummmmmm, a pint will do nicely ta... had a really horrid day.

[cantstopt]

Aye? Ok, pint of the finest red coming up. Want to share your troubles?

[106jim]

hi-I'll have a GALLON of Tennent's lager please to steady me nerves after some nasty spoof emails....

[lisabe76]

what a good barman!!

witchy horrid bosslady making my life a misery as usual... just had a heads up about a job in another dept though, so with any luck i can escape her!!! hows your day been!

[cantstopt]

Tennants eh? Central heating, for tramps! Ok

[cantstopt]

#172 - Not too bad. Woman trouble, but nothing major. Why is it we always end up with a*seholes as our superiors?

[lisabe76]

i wish i knew!!

she has only been in the job since nov and already half the dept has left, you think she would know something was up wouldnt you!!

us women are all trouble!!

[cantstopt]

Some people just can't take a hint, lisa. It's obvious to EVERYONE but them. Sad, really.
I know all lasses are trouble, you'd think I'd learn to steer clear but noooooo!

[lisabe76]

he he...

so true....

you will find the right one eventually... took me a lot of losers before i found the right bloke!!

[captain_feathersword_1]

Hi All

pint of Rum please ,its just started snowing 🐵

[cantstopt]

I've got the right one. I just don't love her! And the one I DO love.....*sigh*