THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[reik100cars]

Fair to middling...........what ever that means.

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[reik100cars]

Can i please have a Diet Coke.


Did you know that a young priest called Antonio Secola is being groomed to be a future Pope.




"Pope Secola"

[reik100cars]

two jump leads came in here last night one black and a red one.
The landlord said "Don,t start anything"

[reik100cars]

A Fishermans Friend was sitting at the bar with his mate Strepsil . When he said "watch out its that Lozenger he,s Menthol"

[reik100cars]

Ever get the feeling you,re on your own.

[spaceyiom]

You are not alone mate. There are others out here! Well me anyways!:-)

[hearingadvice]

NO MORE THAN SEVEN AT ONCE

[poppychic2]

can any1 help me

[poppychic2]

TRYING TO PAY FOR AN ITEM AND ITS SAYING SYSTEM ERROR THE ITEM MAY ALREADY BE PAID FOR OR OVER 30DAYS OLD OR NOT FOR SALE

[poppychic2]

PLEASE HELP CAUSE I'M NOW FOR FIRST TIME IN DISPUTE WITH SELLER AND ITS NOT MY FAULT

[poppychic2]

TRIED PAYING FOR ITEM ONCE AND GOT POSTASGE WRONG SO SELLER REFUNDED MONEY VIA PAYPAL .....NOW TRYING TO PAY AGAIN WITH RIGHT POSTAGE AND SYSTEM ERROR KEEPS COMING UP, NEVER HAD THIS PROB BEFORE

[poppychic2]

LAST THING I WANT A NON PAYING STRIKE AGAINST ME... SO HELP ME PLEASE

[poppychic2]

ANYBODY HERE

[reik100cars]

No we,re all at work, well I was when you posted. If i,d been hereI would,nt have been there.

[reik100cars]

Here

[bridget6709]

does this mean the bar is closed ?? im new sorry so im a bit daft lol

[tashmadrid]

You people are as mad as a flock of Mongooses

[tashmadrid]

If no one is in the bar i am going over the top for a bit of self service!

[reik100cars]

We trust everyone to leave the money on the bar. Its anew idea TRUST that is, honesty to enable people to get away from the lies, cheating and dishonesty of...............you know what, dont make me say it, they are watching all post.

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[reik100cars]

Apart from that cobblers you are on CCTV and we have your posting name. Any drinks taken without beingpaid for will automaticlly be deducted from future transactions.

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