Well ... you certainly made your mark then.  An entire county scarred! 😮

:-x

Coffee for Charlie if she arrives. :-x

Excuse me Sir I believe I am lost! Could I possibly aquire a Pint of your very best Ale and then perhaps you would be kind enough to point me in the direction of a Chat Forum, preferably free of Confederates :^O

Hi Hansy. Here's your pint of our finest. Sorry you appear to be lost, but most who come here usually are! :^O

Now what are these Confederates you speak of? 😮

Must be orf, I think the confederate is sola powered

and very very boring indeed :^O

Must be orf, I think the confederate is sola powered and very very boring indeed :^O

I understand only too well. Soya is a bit offish to say the least. Shame I've heard all her stuff before otherwise it could be worth staying awake for...:^O

I look forward to her coming into our bar all the same. Would send me right orf :^O

Good afternoon squire and how's tricks? :^O

Thanks for the cawfee :-x

*slurps sips* 🙂

Btw, there seems to be something blocking the dishwasher......?

Hello Charlie :-x

Squire? I like that. Sort of 'Lord of the Manor', isn't it? 😄

I knew you were around, you know, your Ladyship. I recognise that slurping sound anywhere :^O

Poor Boogie! 😮 He's had his white bits washed orf! :^O

How things with you, Charlie? All's well I hope? 🙂

Hi Bill :-x

I thought you would like "squire" :^O but I don't think it's quite Lord of the Manor...

*what a snob.* :^O

Is that Boogie in the dishwasher? I wondered where he was! Haven't seen him since the mule took orf......:O

I'm fine but where's my cappuchino please? And one of those little shortbread biccies would be nice too...:-)

I thought you would like "squire" but I don't think it's quite Lord of the Manor...

*what a snob.*

It is where I come from. If I get called a @@@@ it's a compliment! :^O

Is that Boogie in the dishwasher? I wondered where he was! Haven't seen him since the mule took orf......

It's a scandal, y'know. That mule scarpering with the goat! At least your hanging baskets are safe now. But I thought something was wrong with the dishwasher the other day ~ my plate was all hairy! :^O

I'm fine but where's my cappuchino please? And one of those little shortbread biccies would be nice too...

Here's your cappuchino, Charlie. Have given you a plateful (gannet) of your choice of biccies. Hope they are short enough...:-)

😄

Er! the usual please inn keeper, 😄

my G/son has gone up town for a while--so while he's away I get me lappy back for a bit, :-D, and that means a few swifty's. B-)

It is where I come from. If I get called a @@@@ it's a compliment! :^O

You should stay away from Buck House you know, William 😮 ~ that Philip can be rather rude! :^O

But I thought something was wrong with the dishwasher the other day ~ my plate was all hairy! :^O

Yes, I noticed that too! I did tell the cat orf but I think he's ignoring me......

Here's your cappuchino, Charlie. Have given you a plateful (gannet) of your choice of biccies. Hope they are short enough...:-)

Thank you for the coffee! But totally the wrong biccies 😛 twerp!

I meant like these!

You should stay away from Buck House you know, William ~ that Philip can be rather rude!

:^O

He certainly can! I was talking to him about how difficult it was to find the time to have a holiday and run a pub at the same time. But he changed the subject completely and asked me how often I manage it...:O How disgustingly rude is that?! :^O

But I thought something was wrong with the dishwasher the other day ~ my plate was all hairy!

Yes, I noticed that too! I did tell the cat orf but I think he's ignoring me......

:^O

I wouldn't do that you know. Boogie is very highly strung and will 'water' your petunias...:O :^O Last time I reprimanded him I had to bin my carpet slippers! 😮 :_| :^O

Thank you for the coffee! But totally the wrong biccies twerp!

You asked for SHORTBREAD and you got SHORTBREAD bimbo! 😮 :^O

If you went for a brain scan it would be a doddle! All over in a matter of seconds! ha! :^O

😛

Sorry to keep you waiting, Jimbo. Having trouble with the landlady. Am teaching her about biccies but it's proving a difficult job...

One Guinness for you...

He certainly can! I was talking to him about how difficult it was to find the time to have a holiday and run a pub at the same time. But he changed the subject completely and asked me how often I manage it...:O How disgustingly rude is that?!

:^O

Straight out of Basil Fawlty! Reminds me of this Bar of ours! :^O

I wouldn't do that you know. Boogie is very highly strung and will 'water' your petunias...:O :^O Last time I reprimanded him I had to bin my carpet slippers!

:^O

I've had my suspicions as to what he gets up to around the pool too! :_|

Do you think we should charge extra? :^O

You asked for SHORTBREAD and you got SHORTBREAD bimbo!

I said LITTLE shortbread biccies! Clorf ears! Not ginormous ones

(they were nice though! :^O :-x)

If you went for a brain scan it would be a doddle! All over in a matter of seconds! ha!

Charmin' :^O

I wouldn't go near one of those if I were you, Bill ~ because...................

no, better not say it! Never hear the end of it if I did!

Straight out of Basil Fawlty! Reminds me of this Bar of ours!

Me too, Sybil :^O Haven't seen my pet rat, have you? Last time I caught sight of it, it was eyeing up today's casserole 😮 :^O

I've had my suspicions as to what he gets up to around the pool too!

Do you think we should charge extra?

I do ~ and it puts a whole new meaning to diving in at the deep end. But I ain't going there :^O

I said LITTLE shortbread biccies! Clorf ears! Not ginormous ones

(they were nice though! )

They WERE little ones. I know you often prefer something bigger but this time you wanted something smaller and you got it! My aim is to please not to tease....well sometimes :^O But I'm pleased you enjoyed them :-x

*Numbskull* :^O

If you went for a brain scan it would be a doddle! All over in a matter of seconds! ha!

Charmin'

As I always am ~ darling! 😄

I wouldn't go near one of those if I were you, Bill ~ because...................

no, better not say it! Never hear the end of it if I did!

Oh that's okay with me, Charlie. If you don't tell me I will be making a few alterations to something else I am writing just now *evil cackle* :^O

But even if you do, and it is abusive to me, I will still alter my script 😛 :^O

So you'd better have a rethink and come up with a nice comment ~ hadn't you? *more evil cackling* :^O

:^O

Oh to be a writer! :^O

Me too, Sybil :^O Haven't seen my pet rat, have you? Last time I caught sight of it, it was eyeing up today's casserole!

:_|

:^O

So, not content with the mule, the cat and the goat we've acquired a rat now? Manuel's rat?  I dunno, Bill...sounds like we've got a zoo here, not a Bar! 😄

They WERE little ones. I know you often prefer something bigger but this time you wanted something smaller and you got it! My aim is to please not to tease....well sometimes :^O But I'm pleased you enjoyed them :-x

B-)

You still haven't had that eye test yet have you? No wonder Jimbo's happy with the huge pints you keep givin' him! :^O Your biccies were not the titchy posh ones I ordered!  And I thought the customer was always right.....:-p

Oh that's okay with me, Charlie. If you don't tell me I will be making a few alterations to something else I am writing just now *evil cackle*

But even if you do, and it is abusive to me, I will still alter my script

So you'd better have a rethink and come up with a nice comment ~ hadn't you? *more evil cackling*

This is new, Bill ~ this "evil cackling"? Is it curable? Would it show up on the brain scanner? Assuming they can find a brain cell? Hmmm? 😮  🙂 😄 :^O

Hey Charliegirl, I hope you caught the dedication on Ridge Radio - a song for you called  "Happy Talk". Please say you didn't miss it. 😞

:^O Oh to be a writer! :^O