Do the math.

If I would have.

Why did you get me started on this, I could be here all day and I've got a dinner to make.

That's another one you see on "social media" all the time, "no" when what they really mean is know".

The latest craze seems to be starting every sentance with  "so".

Another one driving me mad - brexit. 

Peoples.

People is already plural.

'Would of' ..and 'off of'...they really grate.😡😡

I could care less

Astro, that was going to be my next post.😮😁

Reading off of three times so far in the book I'm reading has put me right off of it.

😂😂😂

Oh dear. I think perhaps I should re-phrase it just for you?:-

I say old chap, would you have a selection of corrupted words in modern usage which gives rise to your ire? There, is that more to your liking?

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@cee-deewrote:

Oh dear. I think perhaps I should re-phrase it just for you?:-

 

I say old chap, would you have a selection of corrupted words in modern usage which gives rise to your ire? There, is that more to your liking?

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Pretentious phrasing also grates 😉

Always pleased to oblige.

You did ask for words and/or usage that irritates; highlighting the misuse of ‘got’ is fair game.

Personally I don’t mind how anyone speaks - it is the written word which can be far more irritating, in my opinion.

lol archie xx

think we had this "convo"   grrrrrr thats another one. Years ago on Q&A

The one that gets right up my nose haha  is

Controversey, I was taught to enphasize the "trov" in the middle, nowadays it isnt. 

this explains what I mean, the second is correct. imho

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=how+do+you+pronounce+controversy&qpvt=how+do+you+pronounce+cont...

Yes, I know what you mean and that is fair game. However, I'm trying to provoke a bit of posting so that's worthy of mention.