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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

 

Ah, Willums. Good Morning/Good Afternoon/Good Evening - whichever is applicable, sirrah.

 

Just reminded me there when you mentioned food. Is it true that you are to play the lead role, in the RT's version of 'Sweeny Todd - On Ice' ? Not for any acting prowess you understand (or skating skills for that matter), but for your past experiences in the culinary arts ?

 

Just heard it on the grapevine. Well it could have been Margs that told me, but there again I could be wrong.

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Hi Embsie. I don't know how the news leaked out  but I was indeed offered the part but turned it down when I learned that Logsie wants to cut my hair first.   (He's got a role in a different kinda film ~ but only has a small part)    Anyway, while you're here, fancy a pie?

Do you mind if I forgo the pie ? *shudders* Just had a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps.

While we're on the 'foodie' theme, could you please ask Margs if I can borrow her checked shopping trolley. The one she won at the Bingo. I have to go to Lidl, and the wheel has fell off mine. Someone asked why I couldn't fix it back on, but I haven't got one of those screwdriver thingys ,which I believe you need. Also, as Bobby Thompson once said, "Wey hinny, I'm nurran engineer". Now you won't have the faintest idea who Bobby Thompson was, but Margs will. In fact before she was married, I think she was stepping out with him. But that's between me and thee.

Now on to Logs. He's a bit concerned and upset at the moment. The firm are moving him from his single occupancy office, and into a shared one. This move I think, is to keep an eye on him. I've told him many times that his penchant for watching porn sites on the computer in the firm's time, and messing around on social networking, would backfire on him. If you need any more information on the outcome of this unhappy incident - well unhappy for Logs, personally I find it hilarious -  please ask.

Whilst this thread is undergoing major structural alterations, here is a short film from the archives.

Posted in extra large format in order for you to get the full magnitude of this handsome and dapper young man. You can see how Margs was so infatuated by him.

Ladies and Gentlemen for your delectation, may I present to you, the swathe and sophisticated....Mister Bobby Thompson.

(Extra info. It is understood that Margs actually knit his sweater).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdA26Bl0EEA

hahaha i watched it

My ears were burning.

This might help, Harry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a55iAwMXylo&list=PLypfxfkEnNQnzalMgIOFTIb1cktcbImIj&index=1

Sounds double dutch to me too

Is the Proprietor still holed up in his Anderson Shelter ? Could someone please tell him that the slight earth tremor in Kent was caused by Logs falling out of bed, and not the beginning of World War 3 ?

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

 

 

 

Is the Proprietor still holed up in his Anderson Shelter ? Could someone please tell him that the slight earth tremor in Kent was caused by Logs falling out of bed, and not the beginning of World War 3 ?

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Hello ol' chap. If I may just clarify that it wasn't MY bed he fell out of.  (sniggers!)    But the community spirit here in Margate has come to terms with the quake and we have scrambled from our Anderson shelters to watch the Eurovision Song Contest ~ then wished we hadn't. One disaster after another!

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@fallen-archie wrote:

Is the rumour true that Bill has signed up Anne Widdecombe and Vanessa Feltz to front up His "Thursday night is Lap dancing night" promotion? 

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That was supposed to be a surprise!  But alas, the two beauties you have mentioned are performing in a Cabaret at Las Vegas and were unavailable.

But do not fret because Cheryl Cole (a woman Embsie dreams of constantly) is appearing instead, accompanied by logsie dancing the can can.  Or in his case ~ the can't can't.

*prepares for huge advance bookings*

LOGs has still got it