Hi Suzie   Well, I did put Cheryl's latest one on ^^^there

but, tbh, it's sooooo quiet on the RT I didn't want to wake you all up!

That's true, Suzie. Charlie and I are usually arguing by this time but even we are quiet...:-D

Shoves in...:^O

:_| :^O

And I had an authentic African drum. I cut out the eyes, placed two green wine gums in the holes, connected it to the doorbell so the eyes lit up when it rang

Coo.................?:|

* and I bet that did the postie, milkie no good at all* :^O

Thought you'd like to know that 😄

Well, I could've gone another half-hour without it...but of course, you know best! 😄

One of our friends squealed in shock when she saw the eyes light up when the bell rang. :O:^O Was funny :^O

So that was the real reason wasn't it - give friends nightmares....?:^O

Okay - I've done :

Oh, thank the Lord! :^O

Mind, I've tried doing some watercolours and  I thought they were fantastic ..........:-D

looked at them later...utter rubbish! :_|

Heaven for everyone                                                    

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9zWglpOkxU&feature=fvsr

Not directly, they didn't. But not long after, the government of the day decided against a Channel Tunnel and scrapped the plans.

Ah, all is now becoming clear........the reason why the Channel Tunnel took so long......Margate insurrectionists :_|   :^O

Charlie? Are you there? I can see underneath the words you have struck out. 😮  It says 'a few quid' X-( I will let it go this time :-x

Bill?  are you there? I'm sure that while under contract to me  *assumes PR role* the forthcoming dosh for artwork will be in the fousands OK!? 😄

*goes orf to check that there is an insanity clause in contract" ]:) 😮 :^O *is sneaky* :^O

Orf to scribble :O:^O

"I now have the Doodlebug*

Good to hear! :-x

And I had an authentic African drum. I cut out the eyes, placed two green wine gums in the holes, connected it to the doorbell so the eyes lit up when it rang

Coo.................?:|

What do you mean 'coo' ? Please tell me - I want to know X-( :^O

* and I bet that did the postie, milkie no good at all*

No Charlie - you don't understand *bless* :^O  The drum was not at the door - it was on the sideboard indoors :_|  *I am wasted here* :_|

*phones NASA* :^O

Thought you'd like to know that

Well, I could've gone another half-hour without it...but of course, you know best! 😄

That's true - but you will learn 😄

One of our friends squealed in shock when she saw the eyes light up when the bell rang. Was funny

So that was the real reason wasn't it - give friends nightmares....? :^O

I have detected a bit of p** taking here. ^^^ I will not tell you anything else Loads of Pffts!  X-( :^O

Okay - I've done

Oh, thank the Lord! :^O

Shut your face! :^O

Mind, I've tried doing some watercolours and  I thought they were fantastic ..........   looked at them later...utter rubbish! :_|

Hmm.....:-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ipJWBDcr0

Hang on Charlie - just lost an entire page :_|  It vanished :^O

Got to do it again :_|

No Charlie - you don't understand *bless* :^O  The drum was not at the door - it was on the sideboard indoors :_|  *I am wasted here* :_|

Oh, I see - well, you should have made it clearer, shouldn't you? I'm not flippin' psychic. ?:|

Sound a useful bit of kit tbh, though - :-x

Thought you'd like to know that

Well, I could've gone another half-hour without it...but of course, you know best! 😄

That's true - but you will learn

:^O

You keep saying that - still waiting...........:^O

I have detected a bit of p** taking here. ^^^ I will not tell you anything else Loads of Pffts!  X-( :^O

Oooh, do I detect a "flounce"? :^O Steady on .....:^O

Go on, tell me more.....shan't say  another word! 🙂

Okay - I've done

Oh, thank the Lord! :^O

Shut your face! :^O

I see the level of debate just went up a notch.....:-D

Mind, I've tried doing some watercolours and  I thought they were fantastic ..........   looked at them later...utter rubbish! :_|

Hmm.....:-D

:^O:^O:^O

Ah, all is now becoming clear........the reason why the Channel Tunnel took so long......Margate insurrectionists :_|:^O

I was Wolfy Smiff :^O

Bill?  are you there? I'm sure that while under contract to me  *assumes PR role* the forthcoming dosh for artwork will be in the fousands OK!?

Comes out of faint 😮  Are you offering to pay me? 😮

*she's gotta be taking something* :^O

Charlie darling - it's Christmas time. I am like Santa - I bear gifts. On the other hand if you wanna wait 'til January I'll rip you off summit rotten let you make a small donation to my favourite charity...B-)

*goes orf to check that there is an insanity clause in contract" ]:):O:^O  *is sneaky* :^O

You are a wicked boss, Charlie - you is truly sneaky and devilish. X-( :^O

I will be visiting my lawyer in jail to speak to him before I commence my design - watch it! X-( :^O

But you ain't 'alf bad :-x

No Charlie - you don't understand *bless* :^O  The drum was not at the door - it was on the sideboard indoors

*I am wasted here*   :_|

Oh, I see - well, you should have made it clearer, shouldn't you? I'm not flippin' psychic. ?:|  Sound a useful bit of kit tbh, though :-x

The lady's getting stroppy :^O na! na! na! :-p:^O

Well, I could've gone another half-hour without it...but of course, you know best!

That's true - but you will learn

You keep saying that - still waiting...........:^O

No Charlie, that's my line - I'm still waiting 😄

I have detected a bit of p** taking here. ^^^ I will not tell you anything else Loads of Pffts!   X-(:^O

Oooh, do I detect a "flounce"? :^O  Steady on .:^O.... Go on, tell me more.....shan't say  another word! 🙂

Stop pretending - you like talking to me :^O

Shut your face!

I see the level of debate just went up a notch.....:-D

:^O:^O   That was funny, Charlie :^O I laughed and the cat fell off my lap :O:^O

But he clung onto my leg first :_|

He's run orf now. It was quite cosy too - your fault X-(

I was Wolfy Smiff :^O

Power to the People!!! Yey! :^O

Bill?  are you there? I'm sure that while under contract to me  *assumes PR role* the forthcoming dosh for artwork will be in the fousands OK!?

Comes out of faint 😮  Are you offering to pay me? 😮

Now, don't be silly we'll find some mug impresario - stick wiv me kid, we'll shoot fer the moon! :^O

Charlie darling - it's Christmas time. I am like Santa - I bear gifts. On the other hand if you wanna wait 'til January I'll rip you off summit rotten let you make a small donation to my favourite charity...B-)

YOU have a favourite chariddee!:O

*faints"

you do know what that entails don't you - givin' money AWAY, sweetie! :O:^O

You are a wicked boss, Charlie - you is truly sneaky and devilish. X-( :^O

*this sounds serious*:O *better reassure quickly!*

Still doing my design though, please?:-x

I will be visiting my lawyer in jail to speak to him before I commence my design - watch it! X-( :^O

I've got solicitors like your lawyer - Sue, Grabbit & Runne they're very good. They only take 100% of everything they get fer you! :_| :^O

But you ain't 'alf bad :-x

Phew! :^O

Hi all, havent been here for a couple of weeks have i missed much?:-)

Joe Cocker - Sweet Little Woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haaJt8sEgeA

You keep saying that - still waiting...........:^O

No Charlie, that's my line - I'm still waiting

Well, I think that's a bit rich when you "lorst" a page ^^^there:^O 

*still waits* 😛 

Oooh, do I detect a "flounce"? :^O  Steady on .:^O.... Go on, tell me more.....shan't say  another word! 🙂

Stop pretending - you like talking to me
Well, I must do...I just asked ^^^there for you to tell me more!:^O
 

Shut your face!

I see the level of debate just went up a notch.....:-D

:^O:^O   That was funny, Charlie :^O I laughed and the cat fell off my lap 

But he clung onto my leg first :_|

 He's run orf now. It was quite cosy too - your fault X-(

That cat - I have a fellow feeling for him :-x- he and I get the bloomin' blame for everything on here :O:_|

I was Wolfy Smiff :^O

Power to the People!!! Yey! :^O

I had respect in those days. :^O

Are you offering to pay me? 😮

Now, don't be silly we'll find some mug impresario - stick wiv me kid, we'll shoot fer the moon! :^O

You know, I could get to like you, Charlie :-x  You have good ideas and I am letting you think I'm falling for them really impressed :-x

*she's mine* :^O

YOU have a favourite chariddee! *faints" you do know what that entails don't you - givin' money AWAY, sweetie!

Charlie sweetness - I am almost on the verge of hysteria born again. Trust me :O]:)

You are a wicked boss, Charlie - you is truly sneaky and devilish.

*this sounds serious* *better reassure quickly!*

*this is where my plan begins to work* 😄

Still doing my design though, please? :-x

*see what I mean - bagged her!* :^O

But you ain't 'alf bad :-x

Phew!:^O

You are cute, Charlie :-x

Hi all, havent been here for a couple of weeks have i missed much?:-)

....chuck an "s" up there willya please?:^O

Ta! :-x

Hi Algas 😄

I am mute tonight. Just putting on a few tunes 😉


Kevin Ayers - Mr Cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRkhzXuGtSc

No Charlie, that's my line - I'm still waiting

Well, I think that's a bit rich when you "lorst" a page ^^^there  :^O *still waits* 😛

*types really slow* :^O

He's run orf now. It was quite cosy too - your fault

That cat - I have a fellow feeling for him - he and I get the bloomin' blame for everything on here

He is NOT 'that cat' - his name is 'Boots'. X-(  :^O And stop whining :^O

Oh by the way, remember Alfie the Pomeranian?  He now has a collar with his name and address on and his phone number. He has also been chipped. As soon as he steps outside a satellite is onto him. Isn't technology great?

Don't know how he will know how to use the phone though ?:| :^O

Hi all, havent been here for a couple of weeks have i missed much?:-)

Hi algas...:-x

You haven't missed much - not a lot happens here. But in case I did miss anything, Suzie will fill you in...:^O

Good to see you back here...