Ah, all is now becoming clear........the reason why the Channel Tunnel took so long......Margate insurrectionists :_|:^O

I was Wolfy Smiff :^O

Bill?  are you there? I'm sure that while under contract to me  *assumes PR role* the forthcoming dosh for artwork will be in the fousands OK!?

Comes out of faint 😮  Are you offering to pay me? 😮

*she's gotta be taking something* :^O

Charlie darling - it's Christmas time. I am like Santa - I bear gifts. On the other hand if you wanna wait 'til January I'll rip you off summit rotten let you make a small donation to my favourite charity...B-)

*goes orf to check that there is an insanity clause in contract" ]:):O:^O  *is sneaky* :^O

You are a wicked boss, Charlie - you is truly sneaky and devilish. X-( :^O

I will be visiting my lawyer in jail to speak to him before I commence my design - watch it! X-( :^O

But you ain't 'alf bad :-x