No Charlie, that's my line - I'm still waiting

Well, I think that's a bit rich when you "lorst" a page ^^^there  :^O *still waits* 😛

*types really slow* :^O

He's run orf now. It was quite cosy too - your fault

That cat - I have a fellow feeling for him - he and I get the bloomin' blame for everything on here

He is NOT 'that cat' - his name is 'Boots'. X-(  :^O And stop whining :^O

Oh by the way, remember Alfie the Pomeranian?  He now has a collar with his name and address on and his phone number. He has also been chipped. As soon as he steps outside a satellite is onto him. Isn't technology great?

Don't know how he will know how to use the phone though ?:| :^O