And I had an authentic African drum. I cut out the eyes, placed two green wine gums in the holes, connected it to the doorbell so the eyes lit up when it rang

Coo.................?:|

What do you mean 'coo' ? Please tell me - I want to know X-( :^O

* and I bet that did the postie, milkie no good at all*

No Charlie - you don't understand *bless* :^O  The drum was not at the door - it was on the sideboard indoors :_|  *I am wasted here* :_|

*phones NASA* :^O

Thought you'd like to know that

Well, I could've gone another half-hour without it...but of course, you know best! 😄

That's true - but you will learn 😄

One of our friends squealed in shock when she saw the eyes light up when the bell rang. Was funny

So that was the real reason wasn't it - give friends nightmares....? :^O

I have detected a bit of p** taking here. ^^^ I will not tell you anything else Loads of Pffts!  X-( :^O

Okay - I've done

Oh, thank the Lord! :^O

Shut your face! :^O

Mind, I've tried doing some watercolours and  I thought they were fantastic ..........   looked at them later...utter rubbish! :_|

Hmm.....:-D