Morning Charlie :-x thrice! :-x
Mr Typo heer 😄
One frothy cappuccino 🙂
You okay?
Look, I can only do one fred at a time......
Fred? I shall be having a word with him! 😛
Nice coffee!
Thought you'd like it, Charlie. Can hear the slurping from here :^O
I'm fine thanks
Hope you are too?
Now that's always good to hear! I'm fine too, thank you :-x
Btw, has Boogie surfaced yet? 
Was picked up by a French (pfft!) trawler of the coast of Calais. They are feeding the poor thing onions and horse meat! Your fault! :^O
Look, I can only do one fred at a time....
Fred? I shall be having a word with him! 😛
:^O
That's the first joke in " Bill's Book of Carry On Jokes" isn't it? :^O
Nice coffee!
Thought you'd like it, Charlie. Can hear the slurping from here :^O
Well, that's charmin'! 😐 I was paying you a compliment...and in return an insult..:-p
No change there, then! :^O
I'm fine thanks Hope you are too?
Now that's always good to hear! I'm fine too, thank you :-x
That's good too! :-x
Btw, has Boogie surfaced yet?
Was picked up by a French (pfft!) trawler of the coast of Calais. They are feeding the poor thing onions and horse meat! Your fault! :^O
Well? Get him back for goodness sake! I think there's a mouse in the cellar....:_| Mind you, I think it saw you first ....
That's the first joke in " Bill's Book of Carry On Jokes" isn't it?
In Bill's Book of a Million Carry On Jokes! :^O Can't wait, can you? I can tell! :^O
Nice coffee!
Thought you'd like it, Charlie. Can hear the slurping from here
Well, that's charmin'! 
I was paying you a compliment...and in return an insult..
Okay, okay! You sipped it gracefully! :^O Gonna be difficult, she is! *Mwaaaah*
I'm fine thanks Hope you are too?
Now that's always good to hear! I'm fine too, thank you
That's good too!
See? I am nice! :-x 😄
Boogie was picked up by a French (pfft!) trawler of the coast of Calais. They are feeding the poor thing onions and horse meat! Your fault!
Well? Get him back for goodness sake! I think there's a mouse in the cellar..:_|.. Mind you, I think it saw you first ....
:^O:^O
😮
He heard you! Now look what you've gorn and done! He's upset! :^O
Stone the crows and beam me up Scotty! Charlie's in a discussion about UFOs 😮
Can I abduct you, Charlie? :^O
Oops! :^O Bit of a bumpy ride! :^O
In Bill's Book of a Million Carry On Jokes! :^O Can't wait, can you? I can tell! :^O
A MILLION!? 
Oh, good grief!.....:O:^O 😛
Okay, okay! You sipped it gracefully! :^O
That's better! Any chance of a tuna sandwich please? And are there any strawberries left or did Caution eat them all the other day?:-)
See? I am nice! :-x 😄
Hmm.. and what do you base that on exactly? 😄
*waits a looooooong time for reply....* :^O
He heard you! Now look what you've gorn and done! He's upset!
:^O
I was looking for that gif earlier!
*swiped* :^O
Oops! :^O Bit of a bumpy ride! :^O
😮
Not the Bentley is it? :^O
I feel sick...can't you drive this buggy a bit better please?:-D
A MILLION!? Oh, good grief!.....
:^O:^O
I just knew you'd be pleased! :^O Part two is with the publishers ~ Bill's Zillion Jokes! :^O
Okay, okay! You sipped it gracefully!
That's better! Any chance of a tuna sandwich please? And are there any strawberries left or did Caution eat them all the other day?
Hold up! Hold up! Let me write it down! Strewth! I'm not a common waiter, y'know! :^O I will get you your
Strawberry & Tuna sandwiches in a sec. *yuk!* :^O
Caution did have some strawberries (a truck load) :^O But I saved save especially for you, Miss Wimbledon! :-x
See? I am nice! 
Hmm.. and what do you base that on exactly? 😄
*waits a looooooong time for reply....* :^O
Okay ~ you are special. You are kind, and you are my bestest friend ever :-x Didn't take me too long to say 😛
I was looking for that gif earlier!
*swiped*
That's going to cost you! 😄
Nosh in next post :^O
Your Strawberries, Charlie 🙂
Your tuna sandwiches too 🙂
Scoff away! :^O
Oops! Bit of a bumpy ride!
Not the Bentley is it? :^O
No, just slightly Bent 😮 Hit the moon and dented it! :^O
I feel sick...can't you drive this buggy a bit better please? 😄
Don't be sick in it! :_| Ain't enough room for that! :^O
And look at the colour of the driver! He looks sick too! :^O
Now get in the back with me and shuttit! 😮 :^O
Your Strawberries, Charlie 🙂
Your tuna sandwiches too 🙂
Scoff away! :^O
Hey! Nice tuna sarnies! :-x
*Munch!* :^O
But...hang on! :O....what's this with the strawberries?
*spits* 😮
Oi! Landlord! Where's the cream? Tsk....! 😛
*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*:^O
Hey! Nice tuna sarnies! :-x
*Munch!* :^O
But...hang on! :O....what's this with the strawberries?
*spits* 😮
Oi! Landlord! Where's the cream? Tsk....! 😛
*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*:^O
Are you wearing sunglasses? Blindfolded? 😮 What do you think that is in the dish by the side of the strawberries? But I expect you've got your elbow in the bowl and not seen it!
*dim or what?* :^O
Here ~ cop this lot! :^O
*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*
You can say that again! 😮 :^O 😛
Are you wearing sunglasses? Blindfolded? 😮 What do you think that is in the dish by the side of the strawberries? But I expect you've got your elbow in the bowl and not seen it!
Not blindfolded or wearing sunglasses but I didn't know I had to have x ray vision! :^O Do you mean that teeny, tiny pot on the side? Thimble size pot of cream! You're havin' a laugh! Well, someone is.....how much profit you makin' here? :^O
Nope! don't want that^^ ta! Just a nice decent size pot of cream please.....:-D
*Cor! What you have to do 'round here to get some decent strawberries and CREAM!!*:^O
*could get better service in a motorway cafe!*
You can say that again! 😮 :^O 😛
OK! *Could get better service in a motorway cafe*! :^O 😛
