A man was sitting in a bar. He watched as a beautiful brunette walked in the door. She looked like she had been poured into her very tight pants.
Amazed, he walked up to her and said, "Lady, how in the world do you get into those tight pants of yours?"
"Well", she replied, "you can start by buying me a drink."

Good morning Caution :-x

and good morning Tommy. 🙂

I guess nobody will know i'm here until they actually come in to find out for themselves.

The boards are still in a mess and....oh what's the use! :^O

He Harry :-x

I can't speak for everyone, but personally I'm thoroughly fed up with these boards and the continual mess they are in.

Now then ~ would you like a coffee?

Here's one anyway ~ enjoy it, Harry. I'm going to get some sunshine.

See you later...

Is that the coffee I ordered earlier this morning then, Bill?

😉

*drinks it quickly, before Harry gets back*

Is that the coffee I ordered earlier this morning then, Bill? 😉 *drinks it quickly, before Harry gets back*

😮

It's the Phantom Coffee Tea Leaf!

?:| Work that one out! :^O

😛

Don't wave any tea near me.  Can't abide the stuff.

One warm milk for Mere...

This is the only sane thread on the RT 🙂

*I have to tell myself that* :^O

hi a large pint of guinness please to finish of this lovely hot day   ....................xxx

Evening Rosie :-x

Welcome to the sane thread...:^O

Your pint..

Hi  Charlie :-x

You have a message...

Message received......have replied! :-x

Thank you :-x

hi thanks charlie needed that  had a great day out at the armed forces day   it was lovely to see  family and friends and loved ones out    enjoying the day it was hot hot hot  and i hope hot tomorro ..............rosie x

Evening all, a frothing tankard of your very best please Bill and a bucket of water for the mule, it's been a hot day  🙂

Here's your ale, Jake. 🙂

Hang on for the bucket of water for a mo.  Seem to be short on buckets tonight :^O

Here you are ~ don't spill it 😄