I don't want to spoil your joke thread but what are you using and how are you trying to C & P?

I'm using a desktop computer with a mouse & keyboard, OS is Windows 7, browser is Pale Moon.

As with other Windows systems (if coupled with Firefox or IE), to C & P you can do that a couple of ways.

1/ Simplest with a mouse is to place your cursor at the beginning of what your want to copy, hold down the left mouse button and drag the cursor over what you want to copy, then let go of the mouse button. The part to be copied should be highlighted (in Blue). To copy it, click the RIGHT mouse button then from the displayed menu left click "Copy". Go to where you want to paste, place your cursor in your chosen spot, click the RIGHT mouse button and from the displayed menu, left click "Paste".

2/ Using the arrow keys, move your cursor to the beginning of where you want to copy, hold down "Shift", use the right arrow key to move along the part to be copied, let go of the "Shift" key, what you want to copy should be highlighted (in Blue). Hold down the Ctrl key and press "C" once. Go to where you want to paste, use the arrow keys to get yor cursor to where you want to paste, hold down Ctrl and press "V" once.

If you're using a Mac, some sort of tablet or a phone, I have No Eye Deer.