Re: Bill & Charlie's Bar

Anonymous · ‎16-05-2011

I just noticed the new sign....who's nosmo king anyway?

suzieseaside · ‎16-05-2011

No Smoking - hi harry :-x

All that we are is what we have thought.

bill-xxx · ‎16-05-2011

Now there's a good girl, Suzie...:-)

*Makes notes*

Anonymous · ‎16-05-2011

Hmmmmmmm...swell.....Hi Suze. :-x

suzieseaside · ‎16-05-2011

I'll ask B&C if I can build a little shelter out in the garden with comfy seats and an outdoor heater for the smokers.

All that we are is what we have thought.

Anonymous · ‎16-05-2011

A cowboy walks out of the saloon...10 seconds later he bursts in through the doors and shouts...

"Who's painted my horse black!!!"

A huge guy stands up and says "I did..what of it!"

The cowboy replies " the first coat is already dry"

Anonymous · ‎16-05-2011

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.

"Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?"

"My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy.

" eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?"

"Nope, Louisiana."

"Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?"

"Don't want to be called Louise, do I .

suzieseaside · ‎16-05-2011

I need a drink - long day at the computer.

Would you like an armagnac bill?

Just a tonic for harry

All that we are is what we have thought.

suzieseaside · ‎16-05-2011

:^O

All that we are is what we have thought.

Anonymous · ‎16-05-2011

Just a tonic for Harry? 😮

Anonymous · ‎16-05-2011

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are on a desert island, walking along the beach.

The Englishman finds an old lamp and picks it up...and gives it a rub....

A genie pops out and says "thank you for releasing me I'll grant you each one wish."

The Englishman says "I wish I was in Bill's and Charlie's bar, sipping a nice gin and tonic"

The genie waves his hand and the Englishman is gone.

The Scotsman says "I wish I was in Bill's and Charlie's bar sipping a double whiskey".

The genie waves his hand and the Scotsman is gone.

The Irishman says "I'm really lonely now....I wish the others were back here". 🙂

suzieseaside · ‎16-05-2011

Sorry - I thought you didn't drink alcohol harry. There's fresh lime and lemon in it. ;\

Oh OK - I confess .... the only other pic I had handy was a G&T and you can't see the gin :^O

All that we are is what we have thought.

Anonymous · ‎16-05-2011

I normally don't drink.....but even I have to take my guard down so now and then. B-)

Anonymous · ‎16-05-2011

And after reading some of Steve's jokes it would drive anyone to drink. :^O

bill-xxx · ‎16-05-2011

:^O:^O

suzieseaside · ‎16-05-2011

I've just been looking at bar jokes on the internet. :_| Not inspired to C&P any yet.

Have that armagnac ^^^ with your coffee harry. Bill hasn't snaffled it. I'm having a nightcap. So fed up with my work - it's taking ages.

All that we are is what we have thought.

Anonymous · ‎16-05-2011

Ok, that sounds very good Suze....I need it as well...now work to get fed up with....just two kids. :_|

Will you be able to get your deadline?

Anonymous · ‎16-05-2011

Just scrap that "w"...see that's what happens when I drink. :^O

suzieseaside · ‎16-05-2011

Not sure if I will by end of Friday, but possibly by a week on Monday morning. Hope that will be OK as I doubt they will read it until the Monday. I have to find someone with an A3 scanner. I've been putting off buying an A3 printer/scanner for ages.

I've just made a liquer coffee with decaff. Without cream for you, cream on top for me. I've got white lips now! No pic -sorry - daren't wander off to get one as back downstairs on my old laptop.

All that we are is what we have thought.

suzieseaside · ‎16-05-2011

I'm ready for Charbillies first fancy dress bash though:

Bought the hat on eBay - money to charity 😉

All that we are is what we have thought.