A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.

"Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?"

"My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy.

" eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?"

"Nope, Louisiana."

"Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?"

"Don't want to be called Louise, do I .