An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are on a desert island, walking along the beach.

The Englishman finds an old lamp and picks it up...and gives it a rub....

A genie pops out and says "thank you for releasing me I'll grant you each one wish."

The Englishman says "I wish I was in Bill's and Charlie's bar, sipping a nice gin and tonic"

The genie waves his hand and the Englishman is gone.

The Scotsman says "I wish I was in Bill's and Charlie's bar sipping a double whiskey".

The genie waves his hand and the Scotsman is gone.

The Irishman says "I'm really lonely now....I wish the others were back here". 🙂