Its definition seems to widely vary depending on what they wish to complain about. From a personal example, there's a man who walks his Belgian Malinois off lead. It jumps on people and swings from tree branches; it has jumped my garden fence and tried to maul my cats. I told him to put his dog on a lead if he can't control it, only to be called a "Woke B@$t@£d". He then proceeded to loudly shriek "Woke B@$t@£d5" as he travelled through the housing estates.

So, in my instance, woke, is being perfectly reasonable and displaying common sense. Trying to help a misguided person avoid future heartbreak and jail term, when his dog commits an avoidable act there's no coming back from.

The "woke" dictionary definition must be as thick as the Yellow Pages by now, and I'm near certain definitions will be the mirror opposite if you were to buy a Trump Dictionary. Signed personally by some backroom aide (in beautiful Washington DC fresh air if their office has been demolished.) Yours for the amazing price of only $500, probably 😆