Two of my mates went to Burger King on a Sunday after being out on the Saturday and decided to go to Matalan as it's on the way home from Burker King for them.

They went to Matalan, wearing BK crowns and whilst they were wandering round, one of them farted and the other one said "eurgh, that sounded awful like you'd followed through".

My mate replied that she thought she had, they looked down and it was running down her legs ffs, she was wearing white shorts :_|

So they escaped Matalan still wearing their BK crowns and then went home and she sluiced herself down 😐 She was 20 at the time 😐