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razz*ma*tazz · ‎14-08-2008

Some more than others :8}

(((kel))) :^O

stalker*bunz · ‎14-08-2008

I used to complain about not doing very many poo's, but now I'm glad cos it means I save money on water and toilet roll 🙂

***juice*** · ‎14-08-2008

Starting WW was a traumatic experience 😐

stalker*bunz · ‎14-08-2008

did your toilet visits increase or decrease?

***juice*** · ‎14-08-2008

Increase, by a traumatic amount 😐

***juice*** · ‎14-08-2008

No wonder I lost weight like :_| :_| :_|

Sorry James 😐

stalker*bunz · ‎14-08-2008

Doesn't bear thinking about really.

Do you ever get really bad experiences after heavy nights on the booze? I hate that 😞 it's worse than throwing up somehow.

***juice*** · ‎14-08-2008

They're referred to as "hangover poos" 😐

stalker*bunz · ‎14-08-2008

Is it normal then? Cos my mates says she doesn't get them but it could be that she ONLY gets them cos she does drink most nights. We call her the slug maker cos she said they look like wet slugs.

I think I should possibly delete this but I can't be bothered 😄

stalker*bunz · ‎14-08-2008

That just makes me want to delete it even more lol but I won't 😄

***juice*** · ‎14-08-2008

:_|

Oh I'm not interested in James, I want a nice rough bloke who works as a scaffolder or summat :^O

stalker*bunz · ‎14-08-2008

Maybe he's a part time pink and part time plumber? You never know?

***juice*** · ‎14-08-2008

God no :_|

)))girly blokes(((

He could be - but if he's a plumber then I'm sure he's used to poo 😐

stalker*bunz · ‎14-08-2008

I wonder if he'll fit a new toilet for me?

(note: current toilet is not broken due to poo or similar, is just too big)

***juice*** · ‎14-08-2008

Have I told anyone the Shatalan story :^O

stalker*bunz · ‎14-08-2008

You haven't told me, spill 😄

***juice*** · ‎14-08-2008

Two of my mates went to Burger King on a Sunday after being out on the Saturday and decided to go to Matalan as it's on the way home from Burker King for them.

They went to Matalan, wearing BK crowns and whilst they were wandering round, one of them farted and the other one said "eurgh, that sounded awful like you'd followed through".

My mate replied that she thought she had, they looked down and it was running down her legs ffs, she was wearing white shorts :_|

So they escaped Matalan still wearing their BK crowns and then went home and she sluiced herself down 😐 She was 20 at the time 😐

***juice*** · ‎14-08-2008

Oh and the best part is, after she sluiced herself and got changed, they went BACK to Matalan :_|

And they saw her boyfriends ex there :_| Good job she hadn't sharted 20 mins later 😐

lmf.83 · ‎14-08-2008

omfg I actually retched a bit then :_|

***juice*** · ‎14-08-2008

They're my mates *shrug*