Dear James,

Enough of this nonsense. I know it's all just a ruse, 'cos you want my babies, so out with it.

A candlelit dinner and some red wine would be nice, as would an Ebay branded engagement ring in varying precious jewels (and yes, I know I am technically already married but heck...we all have some baggage, don't we)? Don't hold it against me-well, you can if you'd like to but not on the first date. :8}

Love, Kitty xxx

p.s. My sig should be all sorted now, I hope.

RAWR