It's my new house, it fills me with positive karma.

Birds sing outside it and the most that was ever outside my old apartment was a warty pigeon. The people haven't threatened me yet, although they did ask me nicely to make sure no doors get slammed as they're all those noisy fire doors. And I have an ensuite and a place to put my adorable little monkey bathmat!

(Outside the bathroom door, as the entire floor gets soaked when I shower).