Whaaat! When we're playing pool, aye, but JJ! Pool is not bucket licking!

oh bugger the chip shops closed...
never mind i'm getting me bucket licked so i aint bothered!!!

*sulking now* Dont mind sharing, but, you not want to lick my bucket then?? I only good enough for a game of pool???

#1164 Floosie

come on cantstopt round the back in 5 min i'll bring me bucket u bring the licking and another carlsberg for me, it'll give me somthing to do while your shining me bucket!!!

1167 *thud* you flippen floosie you

Cantstop, she wants you round the back??

Ok plum, god, two buckets and a blow job in one night! I'm spoilt!

hay now no ideas i meant the back of the pub!!!
wash that mouth out jj!!!

Doesnt everyone want me round the back tonight! There might as well be a queue!

#1170 Wash it again?? I havent got anything in it.........well not yet anyway!! 🙂

Can you believe i got 4 slaps, for posting dancing baby 3 times, and roflmao once.

God there are some saddos on these boards if they are offensive pictures ffs!!!!

That might change if you steal any more of my tequila!

Tequila, is that all you worried about me stealing???

Ha! My JD is safe at home! There's nothing you can steal from me! Apart from my wallet. And my clothes. And my innocence *sob*

What innocence, I think that went out the window well before tonight!!

Aye, but I do have standards! Stiff, er, you know, and all that.

Mmmmm right.

I think they should do food in ere, perhaps I should apply for the job, bloody good cook I am as well you know 😉

Oh my god, I just saw, you said "Stiff"

Thats rude, me got to go, thats rude me dont do rude 🙂

Madam, I was referring to the stiff upper lip! And aye, they should serve food in here. I'm sure you'd be perfect for the job.

Aye, I prepare the best meat and 2 veg in the land 🙂