Welcome to eBay - the marketplace of the future (long pause for extended laughter before the final punctuation).

Do all those upper-case characters mean that you shouted all that?

Calm down. The current management team have cured all of eBay's problems - the way things are going there will be no eBay inside of about 2 years - problem solved.

. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Whomever you may murder, there's no police like Holmes.
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