Here's a few " a playful twist on functionality" from a well known U.K. clothing manufacturer describing a draw cord on a jacket. Same manufacturer " it allows men to wear the style for various occasions, from country walks to city nights " A kitchen cabinet with doors " pests and other contaminants are kept clear from the inside of your cupboards "

A bed "  zen-like sanctuary of calm, " an estate agents " they're the go-to choice for buying and selling homes". 
All from the U.K. trouble is once you see them you can't stop.

I will reserve my anger for EBay items as it involves specific buying which does involve a certain amount of trust in the seller