well im now a pro on partridges, alan partridge and norfolk, i know all the reindeers name and the song...

i know hollys latin name, and what it defines in the bible, i know what the four leaves on a 4 leaf clover stand for (i was way off track with that one..thanks Richard!), i have now found out about the new Harry Potter book (another wrong turn!) and a 101 other things i didnt know before.. Im gonna be great in a pub quiz!

The downside is, I think im getting RSI in my finger joints, I look like pooh!, ive neglected my daughter, im probably on the verge of being sacked from my job, my house hasnt been cleaned for 3 days, im behind with all my ebay packing, ive got eye strain, im dreaming of rudi guiliani in a partridge outfit riding round in a mini in snettisham singing the crackerjack theme tune......What am i gonna be like after 23 days of this...HELP..