Lunch time i set my toaster on fire by putting my waffles in there insead of the microwave. While the smoke was filling the house i was thinking who had lite a bonfire.

Also

Tea time I went to deal with my over flowing peas on the hob and missed the auction going online.

I was infact so p**** off, i fell of my chair in anger,hitting my head on the arm of the chair, at the same time pulling my son down on top of me.

I hate think what tomorrow will bring, maybe the men in white coats will take me away.