Book titles - any more ideas?

debswey · ‎13-12-2005

Decorating Branches by Chris Mastree

Oh Yes! It's me! :^O
Please see my

page for how you can help charity for the price of a stamp!

blowsthemind · ‎13-12-2005

Christmas Presents By Tai Withbow

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vanjim50 · ‎19-12-2005

Weight Loss by Slim Chance

Congratulations Richard!!I declare you the winner of "The Great E-Bay Christmas Weightloss Competition".My final time on the scales said 16 st 11 lbs.A loss,sure,but nowhere near what i wanted.Maybe into the new year eh!

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

lindum-49 · ‎19-12-2005

Wait-Loss? by Ken C Mytoesnow

Your very generous in praise Jim and I accept the title humbly. I had to visit the GP today to get my blood test results and undergo the BP check and onto the dreaded scales......BP was down to 136/72 from 182/86 and weight was down from 22st 1 lb to 20st 3lb!! If it wasn't for this weekend away in Bruges I may have made the 2 stone weight loss. But the food, beer and chocolate tasting was sinful! I am delighted for both of us me old mucker that Ebay has provided the tool to loose weight on! Having now accepted I don't have to big to be able to Ho Ho Ho I intend to keep this going. I am a shed not a warehouse!! So why keep eating to fill one. My bowling average has also improved as a result of the flab from under the arms going away, more back swing now. Now trying to get down to your weight by Easter Jim!! Thanks to you and Jane for being there and come on folks - lets see less of the authors......

Retired Surrey Fellow!

vanjim50 · ‎20-12-2005

Seasons Greetings by Chris Mastime
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Probably my last posting before Christmas,so I'd like to wish all our contributors a truly happy Christmas,an extremely wonderful 2006,and,more especially,the hope that we can kick-start this thread again and all keep in touch.Thanks guys....MERRY CHRISTMAS....

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

lindum-49 · ‎20-12-2005

Glorious Celebrations by Mary Christmas & Eve Reebody

To All Of You From All Of Me, Have A Good Ho Ho Ho!!!

Retired Surrey Fellow!

lindum-49 · ‎20-12-2005

The Ode Before Christmas by Daly Mailreader

Gosh! I’m so excited!
It isn’t long to wait.
Christmas is a-coming
A most important date.

I love the crowded markets,
Ten-per-cent off early sales!
The buy-one-gift And get-one-free,
Those bargains on the rails!

But that’s not why I’m excited,
I wonder, can you guess?
It’s not the swirling snowflakes,
Nor the cards that I address.

It isn’t Rudolph’s RED nose,
Or Santa on his sleigh,
(I really must contain myself,
Or give the game away!)

It’s not the Ebay gatherings,
The twinkling fairy lights,
The food, The wine, The décor
Or frosty winter nights.

I feel you need the answer?
Here’s where my teasing stops.
I know that once it’s Christmas,
EASTER EGGS are in the shops!!!

SO MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL.
MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT DELUDED,
CHILDRENS PRESENTS, REMEMBER NOW,
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED!

Ho Ho Ho!!!!!!!!!

Retired Surrey Fellow!

lindum-49 · ‎21-12-2005

101 Ways To Serve Up Reindeer by Venice Son

only joking Rudolph!

Retired Surrey Fellow!

vanjim50 · ‎22-12-2005

Labour To Ban Christmas by Lou Stalk

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

vanjim50 · ‎22-12-2005

Christmastime by Costas Plenty

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

vanjim50 · ‎22-12-2005

Onward With Dignity by Girda Loin

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

vanjim50 · ‎22-12-2005

Do They Really Cost Lives? by Lou Slips

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

vanjim50 · ‎22-12-2005

Christmas Catastrophes by Lee Kingtap

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

vanjim50 · ‎22-12-2005

Give Generously(one day it could be you)by Sal Vationarmy

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

vanjim50 · ‎22-12-2005

Christmas Eve by Alison Forsanta

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

vanjim50 · ‎22-12-2005

Hey!!Rudolph Ain't The Only Bl****y Reindeer,You Know by D onna Untblitzen

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

vanjim50 · ‎22-12-2005

The Office Party by Nicholas Girls

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

vanjim50 · ‎22-12-2005

A Happy Kiddies Christmas Day by Toyah Minute

Peace and Love,guys.Peace and Love..Happy christmas from Jim,Jane,Abbie(Lucretia) and George(Saddam).

jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)

lindum-49 · ‎22-12-2005

Making Love In The Back Row Of The Orchestra by Clara Nett

Retired Surrey Fellow!

lindum-49 · ‎22-12-2005

Nasty Animal Illnesses by Ann Thrax

Retired Surrey Fellow!