Last Day On The Patio by Neil Lee Dunne

Off to mow the greens in the dark in a momment.Then it's off to Great Barr to do the fiddley bits on the patio.Hopefully finish before closing time,and back to my club for half a shandy and a sniff of the barmaids apron.(must look after my boyish figure);-)
jimbo (really,a very nice bloke)