I'll offer my brain cell as a sacrifice!!!!

Fat lot of good it done me anyway!!!
Always getting p*ssed! Always locking me out the house "cos it's funny!" " how was i supposed to know you were naked Crippsy???" he'd say! Followed by - "Oooh, Crippsy it's snowing!!! Isn't the snow really nice to watch..........from indoors!!!!" laughing at me!!!

So, i don't mind if the brain cell is lost from the map!!!!
Fink everyone on here already knows i'm brainless anyway!!!

It'll be like Superman or Spiderman losing his powers so he can lead a normal life....wonder if that'll happen to me????

*Crippsy spring in step, skips away, with a big cheesy grin......collapses on the ground 6 feet away.....forgetting how to walk properly.....* .
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Next Crippsy Thing:
PSSsssssttt Up - 30th September-2nd October!!!
House Move - 19th October!!!
WOO-HOO!!!
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