I once went on a treasure hunt with a nun and a farmer.
We were all very keen at first, but as the day dragged on our eyes got weary and our heads started to drop.

Then, as if by magic...the nun fell asleep.
The farmer(Jesus Christ himself) and I(me) found this very funny, so we decided to laugh.
After we stopped laughing, I removed a scone from my rucksack and proceeded to cut it in half so Jesus Christ himself and I could eat it on the sneak while the Nun(Nancy Kerrigan) slept. JC saw that it was good and ate it up yum.

Jesus Christ himself said to me "Thanks"
I said "Jesus Christ You're welcome!!"
Little did we know, that while Nancy Kerrigan slept and JC and I ate the scone something completely normal happened.
Made no odds to us!

After a nap, Nancy Kerrigan awoke, not remotely startled.
"That was spot on" she said, and the three of us proceeded to find the treasure and go home.