Out With The Old And In With The New By Auld Langsyne
HAPPY NEW YEAR AND BEST WISHES FOR 2018 TO YOU ALL!
A wealthy old man goes for his regular round of bowling with his fellows but this time he brings along a beautiful young lady.
“Guys,meet my prospective bride” he says,full of pride as he introduces her to his friends.
For the rest of the afternoon his friends can’t take their eyes off the charming beauty.
After the round of bowling the rich man goes up to the bar to buy drinks for the group.
One of his friends goes with him and when at the bar asks him,”How on earth did you manage to hook up with such a beautiful young woman?You’re sixty seven.She must be at least fourty years younger than you!”
The old rich guy says, “I lied about my age.”
His friend says,”And she believed you? How old did you say you were?”
“I told her I was ninety five.”
Retired Surrey Fellow!
