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@rose2008-2008 wrote:

Haaa haaaa i have just eaten SOME!!!!!!!!. Keep away from me M25!!!!!!!!!! LOL.

 

 

Baked Goods

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That reminds me of something that happened to me at work years ago!  I once knew this extremely hot woman I really wanted to ask out but was too nervous to ask her, despite the fact that we both got on well.  Anyway, one day I walked into her office round about lunch time and she was eating a tin of beans she'd warmed up in the microwave.  I asked her if I could use her stapler for a second and when I reached over her desk to get it she suddenly farted and stunk the office out!  I beat a hasty retreat, and heard one of her colleagues saying "Arrggh...Kelly....you disgusting cow!"  Anyway, later that day I saw her again in the kitchen washing up some cups but some of her mates were there.  Anyway, she looked rather uncomfortable when she saw me, so to break the ice I said "Hi Kelly.  That was one hell of a fart you cracked off earlier - would you like to go out for a drink after work?"  Her mates all started laughing uncontrollably and Kelly shot out of the room faster than a greyhound out of a trap!  I never did get that date...

Anyway, back to the thread...

Stolen Goods