5 embarassing things you would'nt do in public
1. buy a 50 cent album 😉
2. urinate in Woolworths
3. Shout loudly at my children. (Its far more effective to whisper menacingly in their ear!) :^O
4. Wear a bikini
5. Wee behind a bush next to a train track.:8}

5 things you would never ever wear