Ahemm,,,!

Last time I arrived, I nearly choked reading about what you thought could be happening in Edinburgh. (Draws veil over the exact details!)
Now you've been teaching the young ones bad habits!

I'm going for a rest in my cell, and will be severely warning any dragon seen attempting to lick any animate object.

I need a holiday to recover from my holiday! ___________________________________________________________________________

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.