Tricky to spell the noises a body makes!!!

1. Sanp (when you break a bone)
2. Splat (when you misjudge the wall)
3. Splash (when you slip off the diving board)
4. Crack (when you forget how low the ceiling is)
5. Aaaaaachooooooo!!! (Bless Me)

5 uses for a slinky