Once upon a time there were 3 cheats ebamsher or whatever his name is cheat, me cheat, and a mystery cheat who we never knew.
me cheat wrote a program and won stuff for other people, including friends and family and they are all very happy. by the time i came around to winning for myself ebay had changed their listing tactics and screwed me over.

Ebamsher or whatever his name is cheat, is the dude who let his program go public...his program sucked by the way was 2x as slow as mine, less accurate and mine was scalable to network performance, allowing my accessible 10mbit swedish connection to update his stored db 45 times / second and was viewing listings 2 seconds after they were released, so ty ebamsher or whatever his name is cheat dude. if it wasnt for this idiot me cheat would have continued winning items for other people right to the end of the competition, right now me cheat is persuing new tactics

Mystery cheat are the people who didnt come forward, we know there was a mystery cheat as me cheat knows how fast his program could grab the winning item and he also knew it always beat ebamsher or whatever his name is cheat's program hands down, but too many times did another mystery
person appear to get in very close to me cheats program by use of counter checking.

The End.

The events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to any event, person living or dead is merely coincidental.
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