AND SO STARTS ANOTHER DAY
WHERE WE SIT & SEARCH THROUGH EBAY
WITH CLUES TO TREASURE WE TRY TO FIND
BUT ALL IT DOES IS MUSH OUR MIND.

OUR BOSSES NOW SAY OUR WORK IS SLOW
BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW
THESE PRIZES ARE A MUST TO WIN
NOT LIKE TED ROGERS' OLD DUSTY BIN.

OH EBAY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I TRY & TRY WITH NOTHING WON
THE HINTS AND CLUES ARE WAY TOO TOUGH
I STILL CANT GET CLOSE ENOUGH.

I'LL KEEP ON TRYING RIGHT TO THE END
EVEN THOUGH IT'LL DRIVE ME ROUND THE BEND
MY HEAD IS HURTING, MY EYES ARE SORE
PLAESE PLEASE EBAY NO MORE..........