SHOCKING DISCOVERY IN MANCHESTER By Moore Themerrier


Police in Manchester last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi-automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, £50 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in Moss Side.

Local residents were stunned.

A community spokesman said: "We're shocked. We never knew we had a flipping library!"